Friday, April 05, 2002

Testing the links over <-------
Weblog Links

I forgot to mension if you have a weblog and you would like to trade links leave the addy to your blog in the comments of this post. I will check out your blog and add a link if I like what I see. If anyone links to my blog please let me know and I will put a link to your blog in mine.

Thursday, April 04, 2002

Where's mommie when you need her?



Well I've been pretty much plastered all day from the meds the Dr gave me. I don't know if they are working and I still feel like crap. The good news is mom is coming home from NYC tomorrow. She called today and said as soon as she gets home she is making me her famous home made soup. OMG this soup is wonderful. EVERY time I get sick I CRAVE this soup! I don't know what she puts in it but it tastes wonderful and always makes me feel much better within a day or 2. I kid you not this stuff is magic. It works every time.

I am so everlovin sick and tired of being sick. It's been a week and a half already for gods sake. I am the biggest baby when it comes to getting sick. I know I'm going to piss off the male readers with this statement but oh well. I am basically like every man I have ever known when he got sick but I am female. lol I happen to be very independant and I want to be able to go out and do the things I need to do.

I did go to the grocery store this morning before drugging myself up. (These are perscribed meds not street drugs.) I got everything that I needed but it took me 3 times as long as it usually does. This pisses me off. Oh well. I'm starting to get to that hazy phaze where I just don't care. Yes i just took my last meds for the day about 10 min ago so they should be kicking in soon. Ahhhhhhhhh the blistful numbness. The other thing that irks me when I'm sick is that I'm a singer and I can't sing for carp right now. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I have almost completely lost my voice due to the constant coughing. Today someone called and thought I was doing the breathing thing on the phone to them. I told them well you called me not the other way arround give me a feckin break I'm sick.

OH something pissed me off yesterday. Eventhough it's been advertised all feckin week they didn't air Enterprise. Instead it was some stupid basketball game. Supposidly they are going to air it this weekend. I am tired of good shows being prempted by crapy sports! If I hear that stupid diamondbacks song I sware I'm going to crawl up some tower and start picking people off. For those of you not living in Arizona it goes something like this "Whack crack I love my diamondbacks." When I hear this I run to change the channel. Then there is this new stupid commerical for montel williams, jenny johnes, and ricky lake. This one goes "Montel, jenny, ricky 2 3 4 on upn 45." over and over and over again. Whatever happened to imaginative commercials? All these things make me wanna do is like I said crawl up some tower and start picking off people. It's like when I had Rock Me Amadeus in my head for a month straight. By the end of that experience you probibly could have called me clinically insane.

Well leave it up to the girls to keep me from crawling up that tower. Stormey wanted to play with Mitzi. So she started her usual little games. This time Mitzi kept standing right in frount of her and I kept wondering why is she doing this? Then it hit me. Mitzi is offering herself to Stormey. Yes in a sexual way. Again I laughed my ass off! I couldn't believe it. These 2 are going to end up killing me through laughter. Oh well at least it will be fun way to go.

Well things are getting ever so fuzzy now so I'm going to go back to bed. I hope everyone had a nice day today and that you will have a nice day tomorrow.

Tuesday, April 02, 2002

Murphy Turned My Butt Black & Blue



Well it's been quite a week. I have been to the hospital twice and my doctor's office once this week and guess what I get to go to the dr's office again today. Yippeeeeeeeee (Please note the sarcasm in the yipee.)

it all started a week ago on the 25th of March. I took a nap and when I woke up I was extremely dizzy I'm talking room is spinning dizzy so I went to the hospital. When I arrived at the hospital it was chock full. So right away I know I'm in for at least an hour wait. Boy was I wrong. It took them an hour and a half just to trioge (sp?) me, then it took them another 3 and a half hours to get me to a friggin room. So total wait time in the waiting room. 4 hours. When the Dr. finally came in he ran a battery of tests. I'm talking EKG, blood work, pee in a cup kind of tests. They also put an iv in me. Now when I tell you that I hate iv's it's a major understatement. Well after everything was said and done the Dr. told me that I had what sounded like an inner ear infection. The Dr. tells me to look out for a few things and if I experience any of them to come back to the hospital. So I go home thinking ok I can deal with that. It's not serious and very easily cured. Total time spent in the hospital 9 hours.

Then on Wednesday my legs start loosing all of their strength. This was on the mensioned list of things to look out for. So now I'm thinking oh crap. So off to the hospital I go once more. This time the waiting room is practically empty so I think thank God they will be able to get me in at least half an hour. I was sadly mistaken. This time trioge went much faster. It was done almost immediately from the time I walked in the frount door. So I'm thinking it might just go even faster than what I origionally thought. See this is how they suck you in and laugh in your face as they watch you squirm in your seat the entire time knowing just how sick you are. Heck I don't go into an ER at 2:30am just because I was bored. Finally after waiting over four and a half hours I finally get a room. Yep that's right this time I waited much longer eventhough there were FAR fewer people waiting in the waiting room. The new Dr. gives me a catscan. (sp?) He says the same thing that the first Dr said. It is most likely an inner ear infection and the reason that I am experiencing weekness in my legs is due to the fact that becuase I have been off ballance I have been needing more strength than normal. So basically I just ran out of strength. I think to myself ok and go back home. Total time spent in the ER this time 11 hours.

It is now Thursday by the time I get back home. I fall asleep. I woke up on Sunday. I kid you not boys and girls I slept for 3 days straight only getting up to go to the bathroom and get the occasional nosh to eat. Thank God for my friend. Yep she came through :D I called her up and asked her to pick me up oranges because that is all I wanted to eat and she bought them for me. She is now back in my I love her list. See people I'm really not that hard to please. Anyway I digress.

The first time I woke up on friday for one of my potty trips I noticed that a nice little cough was starting to develop. Woo Friggin Hoo (Again please note the sarcasm.) Well by Sunday I had a full blown hacking up gooey things kind of cough. So on Monday I finally went to my Dr. (I should have done this in the first place. I may be fairly intelligent but hey even geniouses make mistakes.) He told me that I now had an upper respretory infection. The kicker is that he agreed with me that I probibly got it in the Hospital waiting for the damn Doctors.

And what is the moral of this story? Don't be a stubborn person like I am. Go to your Dr at the first sign of trouble and avoid Hospitals AT ALL COSTS.

Oh but wait our story doesn't end there not for this unlucky duckie.

I was trying to remove some of the mucus (sp?) from my nose and got the stupid toilet paper stuck in my nose well I thought I got all of it out but evidently I didn't and it traveled down to my throat so now I get to go back to MY Dr. to remove it from my windpipe because I refuse to go to the hospital and have them remove it eventhough the nurses hotline I called last night told me I had to go in immediately.

Now just when you think life is one big joke on your expense something happens that puts things into perspective and make you laugh so hard you almost die from choking. (Remember I have an upper bla bla bla and laughing isn't exactly a good thing to be doing when it's hard for you to just breath.)

Well Stormey is still on this guarding her food even if she isn't going to eat it kick and will sit there and give the Mitzi dirty looks. Well this pissed me off for the last time so I went had a little talk with stormey and ended up making her share some of her food with the baby. Mind you she was done eating she just didn't want the baby getting any of "her" food. Well Stormey has this wierd routine that she does when she is done eating. She will drink water and then rub her face on the ground to clean her face. So she is rubbing her face on the ground and I see her backing up towards the baby and I am wondering what the heck she is doing? Well she trapps the baby and lets out this big ol fart right in the baby's face and makes her smell it for a few minutes. I almost died laughing. The poor baby was looking for me to help her and all I could do was laugh. I'm a bad doggie mommie. Oh well life goes on and that was just too funny not to laugh.

Quote of the day.

All happy families resemble one another; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own fashion.
--Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910) Anna Karenina

Well kiddies it's time to call MY Dr. so he can remove the stupid toilet paper from my windpipe. So wish me luck and tell Ol' Man Murphy to stop kicking my butt it's pretty brused battered and I could use another rest although hopefully not another three day one.

Tuesday, March 19, 2002

Maylay at the Dog Park



Today I took my dogs to the dog park. I will say it was quite an adventure.

There was this little stinker named Alex. He's a Boxer and quite agressive. He decided to attack a few dogs at the park today and totally traumatized my dogs.

Stormey had an admirer there today and he tried to ummmm shall we say pleasure her. Ummm oral gratification. Well my good girl wouldn't have any of it. Everytime that dog tried to pleasure her she would bark and snip at him. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen. I must say I was saying to myself YOU GO GIRL. Keep that virginity as long as you can. Stormey is almost 7 and I think she is nearing the end of her fertile day so she really doesn't need to be ummmm pleasured.

Then there is my little one Mitzi. The poor thing was so traumatized by the other dogs going at it that I see this little black and white puffball come a running at top speed and jump right into my arms. I am not kidding boys and girls. She knows who her momma is and she know momma will protect her. I thought it was hysterical and at the same time it was the sweetest thing.

Then when we go to leave it is usually a big hastle rounding them up and trying to get them on their leashes so I can take them home. Today it was different both of them came running, hopped into the car and didn't look back. When I got out of the car I had Mitzi in my arms and I decided to put her down just incase she needed to go potty before we went inside. She made a b line straight for the frount door. I laughed my ass off.

Well good night boys and girls this is sifichick signing off mostlikely for today. I hope you have as much laughter in your day as I had in mine.

Monday, March 18, 2002

Disapearing Act



Well this morning I awoke to the great shock that my little dog had disapeared. Up until now at night when i would go to sleep she would go outside on my porch and watch the people walking by sometimes barking at them. Well I yelled and yelled at her and nothing. I looked out the arcadia window and no Mitzi. I started to flip. Unfortunately I was completely naked so I couldn't just run out of the house so I found the very first thing I could find then put on my shoes and ran out the door. As I open the frount door what do I find? The little shit is standing in frount of the door waiting for me to open it for her.

This totally stinks I paid $300.00 to have a rought iron fence put on my back padio wall so my dogs could stay on the padio and I wouldn't have to worry about them getting stolen or running away. Well I guess I don't have to worry abou them running away seeing as how both of them go for a run then wait for me at the door.

I wanted to ring her neck but she is just to cute for me to harm her. lol

Sunday, March 17, 2002

Leonard Nimoy's Photo



Ok I posted that pic from Leonard Nimoy's photography website on the WWDN Web Board. Well it turns out that it is a woman. Holy carp was my first thougth. She has got the manlyest (sp?) hands I have EVER seen.
another friggin test

Wednesday, March 13, 2002

The Bush boys have got to go!



Today I was watching The Rosie Show and she starts to comment on this gay couple foster parents for children with different illnesses. You know the kind no one would ever want to take into their home.



Well she mensions that because they live in Florida and the little boy in question is now free from his illness they are going to take him out of his loving environment and give him to another couple to adopt. She then gave the address to a site that is trying to help them keep this little boy. Mind you this is the ONLY home this little boy has ever known and he is now 8 if I remember correctly. So I went to the site and it explained that the little boy was born with the HIV virus but is now not showing any signs of it being in his body so the wonderful, yes I'm being sarcastic, powers that be in Florida see him as being in an unfit home because these 2 men that have raised him practacily his entire life are now unfit to raise him purely on the fact that they are gay. I say give me a feckin break. They love this little boy and they want to adopt him. I say let them!



These men have done such a well job that even the doctor has said the little boy is in wonderful shape. What is the true meaning of parenthood? To me it isn't that 2 people came together and created a life. Heck anyone can do that. To me being a parent is being there for the child no matter what. That mean in the middle of the night when the child has a nightmare you run into the room and calm that child down. When the child gets sick you take it to the doctor and then take care of it when you bring it home. It means when the child scrapes their knee you sooth them and clean up their wound. That is what a parent does and is. It doesn't matter whether the couple is gay or not. Love is love no matter your race, creed, religion, or sexual orientation.



Personally I don't know that I could be a parent and not screw up a childs life. I have soooooooooooooooooooo much respect for those that can do it well.



So i say let the kid stay where he is. He is happy and healthy right now and if they rip him away from his home it would devistate him. Remember Florida you should do what is BEST FOR THE CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!



If you would like to help support this family I have put a link up in my website on the home page. Please no matter what your sexual orientation help this family.



Side note I happen to be as straight as they come but I feel strongly that the government shouldn't who we are allowed to love and who we are allowed make our family.



So in conclusion I saw Bush brothers change the laws doesn't the Constitution give us the right to LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PERSUIT OF HAPPINESS!

Tuesday, March 12, 2002

Earlier today I found this pic of Leonard Nimoy I must say it disturbed me to no end. I mean come on he is supposed to be the ultra mysterious quiet guy. A little funny to look at but still handsome in that odd way. Kind of like Jeff Goldblum. (sp?)

Well I didn't expect to see him half nekked with finger nails that most woman pay for. I warn you it isn't a pretty sight.
Ok this really blows evidently you can't put a link to blogspot.com in a post or it eats the rest of your post. Oh the joys of finding the bugs in a program. Well at least it's free. Next time I will know better and I won't put the link in.

Oh well better luck tomorrow. By the way I am trying to find out why the comments button is friggin big. I have messed with the font size but nothing seems to work if anyone knows how to fix this please let me know. Thank you

It just sucks ya in baby!



Well I spent the better part of my day on Wil Wheaton's website. See this is what I feel is a guilty pleasure. I posted on several topics and even posted my first thread there. It's a very nice place and except for a couple of jerks most of the people have been very nice to me. One guy in particular has been such a help with my blog. He has one and I have been asking him tons of question. Most of them quite stupid in my opinion but if I didn't ask them I wouldn't have had any idea what I was doing. I tell you I have never felt so stupid as when I started to use No comments:

Monday, March 11, 2002

Goodmorning Internet Listeners



Well I woke up this morning in a very fould mood. I must have had some horrible stress dreams or something.

I decided that I wasn't going to let it get me down so I came online and did my fuzzy thoughts list for today and did a little work on my website. That put me in a little better mood.

Then I started my new book. I haven't written anything in a very long time and I have this story burning inside of me and I feel as if I will explode if I don't get it out of me. So I started at the end. I know I'm a backwards person so why not do the conclusion and work back tot he begining. then I got into actually bringing my charachters to life. I broke it down in several catagories everything from what thier parents are like to their birthdays. I want to make them real to me so that i can do the story justice. All I can say is it's been a very cathardic (I know my spelling blows) morning. I am in such a good mood I don't think even my mother can bring me down today. But you never know lol I might come back from seeing her and start to rant and rave about her.

You know I often wonder why it is that mother's and daughters either have this amazing bond or they can't be in the same room for more than 5 minutes before they start to bicker. There really doesn't seem to be any middle ground to it.

Well that's it for right now. I hope the rest of your day is as nice or nicer than mine is so far.


Sunday, March 10, 2002

Lets play bonk the webhosts.



Well I have all this webspace on 2 different servers and neither one of them will put a feckin link to the archives. So I spent the past 2 days trying to figure out a way to fix this. I read all the trouble shooters and help files and did exactly what said to do and the stupid thing still wouldn't let me. So I decided to just give up and put my blog on Blogspot. At least the archives work here.

Needless to say I am totally perterbed about this. Evidently geocities did something so that I couldn't put them in the archives so I would have to pay them money. The money grubbing pigs.

In a world where a madman can kill over 3000 people and say god told him to do it, little girls are stolen right out of their houses and killed, a woman can hit a man with her car and watch him in agony for 3 day letting him die and then dump his lifeless body ect... these people want my money. I feel it is better deserved elsewhere. So I thank Blogspot for giving me the opertunity to voice my opinions and let me spend my money elsewhere. Heck maybe I will break down someday soon and get thier pay site just because they were so nice in this mad mad world.

On that note I'm going to let my dogs out and give them a big hug, then head off to bed. I sure hope that someone had a better day than I did. I am going to try to add a comments section tomorrow. Wish me luck please.

Sifichick